Ever hopped in your front seat in the middle of June and the bottom of your left thigh lands on the metal buckle, leaving a D-shaped cattle brand on your undercarriage? Been invited to a formal-wear-only outdoor wedding outside of Austin and left with a stream of sweat running down your back stronger than the Rio Grande? This tee is your merit badge for walking through the Devil's butt crack and coming out the other side unscathed. 

A Proud Product of the Texas Tee House line from Norman Roscoe!

Color — Vintage Orange

Material — 100% Cotton